Clean my kitchen

Clean my kitchen

1.    Well, aren't we just a ray of f___ing sunshine. 2.    Make yourself at home. Clean my kitchen. 3.    Not the brightest crayon in the box, are we now? 4.    Huh? I'm sorry, I was ignoring you. 5.    Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after. 6.    I like cats, too! Let's exchange recipes. 7.    I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 8.    How many times do I have to flush you before you go away? 9.    I just want revenge. Is that so wrong? 10.    You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. 11.    Just smile and say "Yes Mistress," 12.    Mommy, when I grow up I want to be a neurotic bitch just like you. 13.    A woman's favorite position is CEO. 14.    And which dwarf are you? 15.    Hello, Tech Support? How do I set a laser printer to stun?